Big L - Clinic (I Shoulda Used a Rubber)

Song Rating: 9.83/10

Song lyrics:

[Production by Buckwild]

[Kool Moe Dee]
What have I done stuck my dick in?

[Hook]
I shoulda used a rubber, before I went up in it
And then ya monkey a** wont be sittin in a clinic

[Big L]
Ayyo, one hot summer night after ballin hard
I went to the phone booth with my callin card
And called up Joelle, yeah you know L
I told her come to the crib, yo mother f** a hotel
She said she was gonna come at ten
The b**h came, but one problem, she brought a friend
You know Im not a rude brother yo
But I let Joelle in and slammed the door on that other ho
So we was sittin in the livin room kickin it
And all I thought about was stickin it
She was mean, cause you know I wouldnt f** wit a sleazy ho
Yo we was coolin, watching some TV show
I was crackin s** jokes, tryin to get the puss
And this b**h was kickin scripts beatin round the bush
Talkin bout rhyme for me L man f** rhyming
Cause my dick, is hard enough to cut diamonds
I said, I hope you aint tryin to dick tease
Ayyo, cause Big Ls quick to tell a b**h leave.
Ayyo my game started f**in wit her head soon
Next thing ya know we went straight to the bedroom
I knocked the boots from New York to Santa Fe
And that b**h burnt me like a gamma ray
I caught a cab, on 139 & Lenox
Ayyo, I took it to the neighborhood clinic
Because she gave me gonorrhea
Yo, Imma k** that b**h, the next time that I see her

[Hook x2]
I shoulda used a rubber, before I went up in it
And then ya monkey a** wont be sittin in a clinic

One afternoon I was cruising on the Westside
Bumpin my system, lounging back in a fresh ride
Hoes be hotter than a sauna
So I put the system on max, and bumped my sh** on the corner
I saw this girl walkin by who was hype as hell
She was mad point-blank, she was right for L
But she tried to play me like a statue black
I said, Sweeheart whats your name?
I gotta man, I aint ask you that.
She said in order to be with me you gotta be rich


You wont be able to switch, I said, f** you b**h.
Another girl walked by, I called her
Excuse me whats your name Lorraine, whats yours
Ayyo, game I kicked well
I said honey my names Lamont, but Im known as Big L
I was looking smooth with the j**elry
She said, Ls for Lamont, but whats the Big for? Youll see.
Ayyo, my pockets were extra thick
So what you doin later, oh nothing, then lets catch a flick.
Yeah, I bagged that ho well
Took her to the triple M, movies, meal, and motel
And when it comes to this Imma a professor
I didnt molest her I caressed her, undressed her then s**ed her
But I must be getting older
Cause I didnt put a helmet on my mother f**ing soldier
I started stickin up quick
And the next time I took a piss
A motherf**in flame shot out my dick

[Hook 4x]
I shoulda worn a rubber, before I went up in it
And then ya monkey a** wont be sittin in a clinic

[?]
Ayyo L these b**hes be burnin the dog sh** outta n***as, know what Im sayin?

[Big L ]
Who you tellin man? These b**hes nowadaysd have a n***a dick drippin lava

[Laughter.]

[Big L]
You know what Im sayin? Ayyo, these b**hesll have a n***a, give a n***as balls a heat rash or somethin man

[?]
Okay…

[Big L]
Man f**in with these hoes without a rubber nowadays is like bungee jumpin with a rope around your neck. Thats like playin, thats like playin Russian roulette with a shotgun. Ayyo word, ayyo, ayyo man, f** a rubber man, Im a start puttin balloons on my dick, dog, ayyo Im a start puttin suntan lotion on my dick or somethin. Ayyo these b**hes is triflin dog

[?]
Oh man these hoes is triflin

[Big L]
Ay Im gettin the f** up out of here man

[?]
Aight, lets bounce

[Big L]
Aight

Date of text publication: 17.01.2021 at 03:22